Mother in Law

My mother in law oh she is dead!
Hum dee dee dee dee *clap*

She got caught in a folding bed.
Hum dee dee dee dee *clap*

Ever since my mother in law's been dead,
people have come to me
wanting to buy that bed

For they all have mother in laws you see-e
hum dee dee dee
hum dee dee dee
hum dee dee dee dee